Tag: funny
member name: Cynthia J.
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May 20, 2009 06:30 AM EDT --
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbourhood boys for being stupid. Their favourite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between . . .
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June 11, 2009 08:25 AM EDT --
A T-shirt You Might Need. I want # 1 and 7.
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June 10, 2009 08:11 PM EDT --
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the . . .
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March 30, 2009 08:25 AM EDT --
*Sent to me via email.*
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, . . .
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April 02, 2009 08:29 AM EDT --
A LITTLE THREE YEAR-OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE JOHN. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP.
THE LITTLE BOY IS GRIPPING ONTO THE TOILET SEAT . . .
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June 29, 2009 11:58 AM EDT --
We had some heavy storms move through last week. Hubby was outside when he noticed a very puffy cloud.
So what do you think it looks like? A ghost? A duck? :)
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April 06, 2009 08:28 AM EDT --
*Sent to me via email*
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice-fishing. For weeks she read . . .
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April 21, 2009 11:02 AM EDT --
*Joke, sent to me via email*
When NASA started sending astronauts into space, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity . To combat this problem, . . .
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May 14, 2009 07:50 PM EDT --
If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before
getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal . . .
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May 08, 2009 07:47 AM EDT --
JOHNNY THE BAPTIST
Matt. 18:4-5
'Therefore, Whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest . . .
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June 17, 2009 07:53 PM EDT --
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:
Dear daughter, The other day I went up to . . .
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June 09, 2009 07:38 AM EDT --
Gods Email
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the misbehaving that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. . . .
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August 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT --
This made me laugh so hard, I was crying. I just had to share. I hope you enjoy it too.
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house . . .
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May 21, 2009 09:48 AM EDT --
Plumber with a sense of humor! Gotta love this guy!!
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May 29, 2009 08:36 AM EDT --
Your House As Seen By:
Yourself...
Your Buyer...
Your Lender...
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May 05, 2009 09:37 PM EDT --
Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant. . . .
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May 08, 2009 12:24 PM EDT --
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....So, I took her to a gas station..... And then the fight started....
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My wife and I are . . .
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May 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT --
Getting a hairdryer through customs...
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course, child. What . . .
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April 23, 2009 08:40 AM EDT --
I thought this was cute.....
HONESTY
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.. So I fished it out and threw . . .
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